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DEADJOURNAL [tuesday
august 28, 2007
at 9:33am
]
[ mood | giggly ]



So you have all these journals from like 2000 and they're

all talking about how they're going to have a great

time at the party or how they really hate school or

they're crying after losing to jeremy in Barbie Horse

Adventures: Mystery Rideand then BAM there's no more

posts after that .



And you've probably thought "What happened? Did

they move on to some other form of mass communication

such as myspace or facebook or yelling really loudly?

Are they still listening bright eyes or have their ears

abandoned them in search for a less retarded host?"










Luckily, I have the answers you've been waiting for!














Truth is go do your own research you stalker

they're all dead.
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[monday
april 17, 2006
at 9:34pm
]
WOW! There is still no navigation on this layout wtf. I give up.

hing² was here.

Have a Wailmer.
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Time before Time [friday
march 31, 2006
at 4:08am
]
Purely by accident, I happened to notice that the address of my journal changed from banners_fo_sho.livejournal.com to banners-fo-sho.livejournal.com




For those of you who are blind, the underscores inherent in my original name have been changed into hyphens. Or dashes, because apparently some dipshit decided there was gonna be a difference between the two.

And if you think that's bad, imagine what kind of jackass decided there would be four types of dashes. I mean come on, one of them is a tilde holy shit one of them is a ~~~fucking tilde~~~

A dash is straight, a tilde is not. That said, I guess this would be the perfect chance to make a lame joke about faggots.... but being the better man, I'll pass on it this time.






Anyway, you know who you are, you sicko freaks.
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Everybody's favorite - Gift of Death [saturday
august 06, 2005
at 5:07pm
]
so the Gift wanted to volunteer and fill in this horrible quiz. He claims that myspace is "whack" and you know what, he be right.


wordup itz da gift u kno in between drivebys and pimpin sum hoes i be out fillin in quizzes and dey be fuckin crazy u kno wut i mean yea u do aight so i stole this shit from sum gurl she betta be happy i took it too else i put two caps sumwhere dis entry aint rated for dat tho

* Guys *
1 Guitar or Drum Player - fuck man i aint gay
2 Skater or Surfer - fuck man i aint gay
3 Brown or Blue Eyes - fuck man i aint gay
4 Blonde or Brunette - fuck man i aint gay
5 Brains or Looks fuck man i aint gay
6 Tall or short - fuck man i aint gay
7 Rich or Hardly any money - fuck man i aint gay
8 Sporty or Smart - fuck man i aint gay
9 Drinks or smokes - fuck man i aint gay
10 Good Goody or Bad boy - fuck man i aint gay


* Food *

11 Hamburger or Hotdog - burgerz cuz fuck man i aint gay

12 Pie or Cake - pie u kno wutta i mean yea u do yea u do

13 Apple or Banana - applez cuz fuck man i aint gay

14 Coke or Pepsi - coke cuz datz made wit cocaine yea yea wussup

15 Chicken or Beef - datz tyte

16 Oreos or Chips Ahoy - go wit da fuckin piratez matey

17 Pancakes or Waffles - wafflez cuz you can fill in the squarez wit bling

18 Chocolate or Vanilla - chocolate get dat fuckin white boi outta here

19 Strawberry or Cherry - chocolate get dat fuckin white boi outta here

20 Watermelon or Cantaloupe - yo mama

21 Potato or Macaroni Salad - yo yo mama

22 Wheat or White - white fo me to poop on wordup triumph

23 Tic Tacs or Altoids - dat shit dont even come in black

24 Sausage or Bacon - either as long as dere black

25 Sour Cream and Onion or BBQ - datz jus sick





* Sports *
26 Baseball or Football - mo mah homiez be playin football wussup

27 Swim or Track - fuck man i aint gay

28 Tennis or Golf - get sum dat table tennis out here and we be talkin or maybe i jus be kickin yo ass

29 Skiing or Sledding - yo skiingz got polez

30 Bicycling or Jogging - CADILLAC



* Stores/Restaurants *

31 McDonalds or Burger King - wordup jordan we gotta play sum golf sumtime




* Clothes *

36 Pants or Shorts - fuck aint that the same thing?

38 Dresses or Skirts - fuck man i aint gay

39 Mittens or Gloves - gloves cuz then ur innocent yea yea wordup oj

40 Print or Solid - solid like mah fist





* Music *

51 Punk or Rock - fucking metal wordup
52 Country or Bubble Gum Pop -RAP WORDUP
53 Rap or Techno - rap WORDUP

54 Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera - real music looooooolllllll

55 *N Sync and Backstreet Boys - fuck man i aint gay

56 Korn or Staind - real music lolollooll

57 Limp Bizkit or Linkin Park - fuck man i aint gay

59 Piano or Violin- me rappin

60 CDs or Radio - BOOM BOX




* TV *
61 Dawson's Creek or 7th Heaven - fuck man i aint gay




* Cinema *

66 Bruce Willis or Kevin Costner - bruce willis cuz hez more black

67 Jennifer Love Hewitt or Neve Campbell - neve campbell cuz hez more black

68 Aladdin or Lion King - aladdin cuz hez more black

69 Snow White or Sleeping Beauty - yo how bout dat one who aint part of da klan

71 Horror or Science Fiction - yo mama iz a horror film oh snap yo back


80 Mario Brothers or Zelda - mario bros cuz dey be like mah bros cept mo italian



81 Pen or Pencil - fuck man i aint gay





* Animals *

86 Cat or Dog - dawgz in da house

87 Fish or Hamster - mah nine

90 Seals or Otters - seals like mah black brother seal sup man
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never [monday
august 01, 2005
at 12:18am
]
So you know, everything in the world is getting smaller. Especially words. For example, just a decade ago, pansies who cried and whined about everything were known as "goth". Nowadays, they are labeled "emo". As you can see they managed to shave off one letter. This doesn't seem like a huge change until you realize that two centuries ago, those same pansies were known as "suapafta", a Cheyenne word which stands for shut up and pitch a fucking tent already.
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voy a jugar el futbol con tu cabeza [monday
september 06, 2004
at 3:53am
]
I think one of the best things about teleportation is the ability to travel to another point in space instantaneously. Of course this leaves the question of how to utilize this ability to best benefit mankind. I personally like to teleport inside a house, twice uppercut its inhabitants, and then use their internet because I`m downloading naruto at home. In fact, that`s exactly what I`m doing right now.

Man I hate this mouse.
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(optional) [tuesday
june 01, 2004
at 3:30am
]

Taken from [Bad username: No_onefucking_cares_where_I_got_this_from_retard]_ 

 

Post this list of Blender's 50 Worst Songs of All Time in your journal and bold the songs that you actually like:


1. We Built This City ... Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung - what? what is this song??
4. Rollin' ... Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll ... Huey Lewis and the News
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin
8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy
9. American Life ... Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory ... Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys
13. Illegal Alien ... Genesis
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes - yes of course, this was all about the Great GCSE Revision Era, 1993
17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago
19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister
20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors (see # 16)
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ...
23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart
24. Superman ... Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy
26. The End ... The Doors
27. The Final Countdown ... Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies
32. Will 2K ... Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua
34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up ... Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start the Fire ... Billy Joel Are you kidding?!
42. The Sounds of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel
43. Follow Me ... Uncle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) - Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion

 

Damn that was tough

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lilo and stitch. i'm in love with lilo [sunday
november 23, 2003
at 3:46pm
]
[ mood | ramen noodles ]

i want a altoid. the orange citus kind. kby i dont know when i run out of ideas i just look around my room and then- hey oh well dont delete it cough coughj couigh some more dun dun dun. call 1800 stop copuing me. uh. itz all good. wutz up niggah in da hood ia int sayin anythang more aight?! aight. hollah fucka.z

reno911. man that dangle is hot stuff. so is . fuck i ripped something. my stockings. shit motha fuka. wut im gonna do? my momma iz gonna yell at me.

theze altoidz are grate. like cheese. and deviled eggs in barrels.

my birthday is today and tomorrow. get me gifts. gift of death. plzzzzzzZ??!! i have no family ne more.

monkey monkey mmonkeyyyy he's yellow and blushes. he looks like this d(o^.^o)b

u want him huh?

i made a floppy disk house for my barbies. they like it a lot. so does ken. i have the black one. he's hot. so is stacy.

hoobbbbbitt. that's what i am. burnt cheeze. niggah pleeze. man this hole in my stockings. pisses me off. fuckkk

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still mad stockings hate me making holes no reason for that shit

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i love michael jackson.

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Someone took me off their friends list [friday
july 25, 2003
at 12:42am
]
[ mood | CHO ]

And if I knew who you were you`d get something fo sho and I don`t mean a box of chocolates unless by chocolates I meant a punch in the face disguised among other, real chocolates which have flags stuck in them reading, "These aren`t poisonous!" but really, they are. They are.

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Whassup im black [wednesday
july 09, 2003
at 10:48am
]






an i dont mean chocolate milk i mean like pantherz and shit kno wut im talkin bout yeah u do yeah u do kay itz lik dis check it out itz like im in the jungle and itz damn dark and u cant see me and BOOM datz jus sick kno wut im saying yeah you do datz lik totally off da hook rite??? i mean datz like not even on da fucking hook itz lik ten crack houses away from da hook datz just hella blazin




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